I get my horoscope every morning. Sometimes, it's pretty funny:
You are naturally cautious about money, Jennifer. And your bank account reflects this. A life spent in the black is a secure one indeed. But the time comes when a little indulgence is called for. This is one such time. Why not splurge on that fabulous gift for a family member? Or, better yet, why not splurge on something for yourself? You deserve a reward for your life-long thriftiness! What would be appropriate? Diamond earrings, perhaps?
I see the consumerism people have taken over the horoscopes, too. Why am I not surprised?
I remember one a few years ago that instructed me to go read Judith Krantz. As if!
(Getting ready to leave for the meeting... I wish I were still in bed!)
You are naturally cautious about money, Jennifer. And your bank account reflects this. A life spent in the black is a secure one indeed. But the time comes when a little indulgence is called for. This is one such time. Why not splurge on that fabulous gift for a family member? Or, better yet, why not splurge on something for yourself? You deserve a reward for your life-long thriftiness! What would be appropriate? Diamond earrings, perhaps?
I see the consumerism people have taken over the horoscopes, too. Why am I not surprised?
I remember one a few years ago that instructed me to go read Judith Krantz. As if!
(Getting ready to leave for the meeting... I wish I were still in bed!)
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