31,343.
Got a bit sidetracked by reading a god-awful chapter from a book that is so terrible I shan't tell you what it is. If you would guess that it involves *ahem* sparkly vampires and that there are evidently rabid fans of said series, you would be correct. I read the first chapter of the book the author is currently writing--which is a retelling of the first book in the series from the vampire's POV--and I really would like to poke out my eyes with a fork, now, please.
They are the literary equivalent of R.L. Stine with Sparkles! And Vampires! Who are Gorgeous! Etc., Etc.
*gag*
Got a bit sidetracked by reading a god-awful chapter from a book that is so terrible I shan't tell you what it is. If you would guess that it involves *ahem* sparkly vampires and that there are evidently rabid fans of said series, you would be correct. I read the first chapter of the book the author is currently writing--which is a retelling of the first book in the series from the vampire's POV--and I really would like to poke out my eyes with a fork, now, please.
They are the literary equivalent of R.L. Stine with Sparkles! And Vampires! Who are Gorgeous! Etc., Etc.
*gag*
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